Sexy Move: Get Her To Cook You Breakfast

I did a quick shopping run this morning for hash browns, sausage and waffles. I do love a cooked breakfast. Before I left I told Jennifer where I was going and what I was buying and asked if she wanted coffee as well (Medium Hazelnut Light and Sweet - know your woman's preferences) and I got the gooey eyed look from her. But then it's early morning and she needed to wash her face properly before I could get a heart-all-fuzzy look.

Then I made my move... I pawed at her leg like a puppy wanting something. She laughed and said she'd cook.

"Yay! Being playful gets me what I want! Plus you need to get up anyway."

So off I go, collect the goodies and return home. She's up, teeth brushed and pony tailed (grrrrrowl, let me adjust myself baby) and without the morning breath keeping her tight lipped she kisses better.

Then I guess I just plain get underfoot by planning the breakfast that I asked her to cook. But we're talking and having fun. I end up deciding I have to leave the kitchen and let her do it, or I'm just Alphaing her out of the job so I decide to back off and let her do it.

So I announce I'm clearing out and we have one last kitchen cuddle. She's snuggly his morning. As we break apart I purposely guide one of her hands into my crotch and say "what? Hey! Oh come on!" in mock surprise and outrage.

I'm ordered out of the kitchen by way of an out stretched arm holding a spatula like Babe Ruth calling his shot, but she's beaming and beautiful as she cooks breakfast.

The kids scarf down the eggs, sausage, waffles and hash browns like velociraptors deciding there might not be enough to go around. I have no idea where they learned that behavior. Anyway, the most important thing is that you must NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM, BURRRRRPPPP! SECONDS! NOM NOM NOM NOM! and once you have mastered that you'll have no problems with a wife.

In a bit there will be kitchen clean up and I'll mention in passing that Jennifer was a nice mommy and a good wifey this morning.... that's like a big red easy button that leads directly to her Gina Tingle Cortex....