It's A Trap!

Some fabulous reader mail...

Hello! Be not surprised that I have written to you.

Simply I to search for serious relations and I liked your profile.

I long thought and have decided to write you the letter.

I think that to us will be interesting to communicate and we will find much in common.

I can tell about myself that I formed and sociable the woman. To me of 28 years.

I the lonely woman which search for love.

Very much I hope for your answer to me.

That you could see who to you writes, I send you the photo.

I think that it is pleasant to you. Here my address on which

I can receive your letter ***************@yahoo.com

With impatience I look forward to hearing from you.

Hello good day to you. I am indeed delighted at your letter coming to me this fine morning. I have keep it with me in my thoughts today as I go about my business. I have many cars and boats and things, but getting your letter I realize that I too am lonely. I have a large house but empty without someone to share it with.

You photo was indeed pleasing. You are beautiful and natural, a lost gem no doubt. However I do confess that I am also recieving many similar letter these days as word of my exceptional good fortune has spread.

I have tried a love like this before and been sadly disappointed this last year. I have flying to meet with a beautiful angel like yourself, but she was too shy with me. Naturally I had to return home with diamond ring and heavy heart. But your letter has renewed my vigor!

So here I sit with many photos of dazzling women around me. You are a favorite though!!! I would like to attend to this matter and decide quickly. Please send me many more photo of you so that I may know you are not shy.

Good thoughts of you.

And for the record.... damn that was a nice photo of her... or of someone anyway.