I do have a small warning about the L-Spot though. Once you start working this area, you can’t later on decide that you’re going to stop working it. Once she gets L-Spot action, she is always going to remember that she was getting it, and now she isn’t, and that’s going to drive a wedge between you. The L-Spot is as I’ve said before, a smooth move on the woman. You can’t stop start stop start on this. You want to drive her crazy for you, not at you. It’s all or nothing, so be advised.
The L-Spot is so reliable; you can probably just spring it on her without warning, and watch her face light up with surprise and delight. It is somewhat stimulating though, so I really recommend making the bedroom area as low key and low-stimulation as possible. You don’t want to have her get over-stimulated and suddenly shut down on you halfway through.
To make the bedroom low-stimulation, it’s really just a case of a quick decluttering and making sure everything is clean. Strip the bedding off the bed and wash it, and do the same for any and all of your clothes that are lying around as well. If you’ve got an en suite bathroom, then you can wash the bath towels and mats as well. If you have white towels (which go with everything by the way), you can add a little bleach to the wash and that will whiten them a little more plus kill all the germs in the washing machine. I’d suggest for her stuff, that you just find her hamper and toss anything unwashed in there, many women get nervous about precise washing techniques and it’s probably best to not mess with that. Then just remake the bed, fold the clothes, hang the towels up.
Congratulations you just did the laundry… aka the L-Spot.
Ah come on don’t be mad, I do this sort of trick to my readers all the time. Stick with me though, I’ll explain why this is a vital sexy move. Do not knock this until you try it.
Now if you’ve actually not been helping out with the laundry ever, try and get this whole routine down while she is out of the house if you can. Just get it done and play it cool. Don’t follow her like a freaking toddler that just pooped in the right place all by themselves. Just be cool. It’s no big deal.
Ok maybe hover a little bit. Watching her face is half the fun LOL. I can guarantee you will get a positive reaction from her for this.
The point of this move is that this is a Beta Male trait and is one of many “Nest Management” tasks you can do. This isn’t going to make her pulse jack up, her nipples hard and her panties wet, but it is going to build comfort and relax and reduce her stress. You’re going to perform Alpha Trait moves to “turn her on”, this is to make sure you aren’t “turning her off”. If she thinks she is being abandoned by you to do all the “Nest Management”, her body will ensure that no more babies arrive to add to her workload. The way the body ensures this happens, is by cutting her sex drive off. No sex drive = no sex = no more babies = workload stays tolerable. It’s vital to understand that this is a hardwired response in her, she will not have a logical control over this, she will simply just look at you one day and realize that while she loves you, she is not in love with you.
Now if you’re a newlywed, maybe her doing your laundry made her feel giddy and silly… for about the first three weeks. After that… WTFINHFM. By the time the kids are here, the laundry starts to pile up in a battle that doesn’t end until they can fend for themselves. I don’t care how the domestic chores get divided up in your house, but I can assure you, if she is doing your laundry, she is feeling like she is being your mother. And your mother never wore lingerie for you, licked up every last drop of you, or arched her back while pulling you deep into her… At least I really hope your mother didn’t do that. My bad to anyone having a refreak experience.
Doing the laundry is just a basic life skill. It’s not really a male/female skill. Just grab a pile of laundry, shove it in the washer, push a button, transfer it to the dryer, push another button, fold the clothes. Bada Bing Bada Boom. You just worked the L-Spot. Don’t be a tool, you know she’s gonna love it.
So have a think about this… what do you want from your wife? Hot sex or folded clothes? Can you influence what you get from her?
6 comments:
Athol, one of the things I love and hate about your blog is that you call me out on most of my shit. Damn you, man.
But, for the record, I pulled the L-Spot maneuver on a previously reluctant date... just last night as it turns out... and...
Wow. So anyway, the L-Spot works on single women, too. Women feel comfortable when they aren't worried about things jumping out of piles of laundry and eating their toes. And the big difference I noticed was that when I put the Alpha moves on, there was hardly any resistance. When things have been messy, it's like I have to do one or two alpha moves just to break even. After the L-Spot maneuver, I was starting with a much more willing participant. Much, much easier, and better all around.
I'm finally glad someone commented on this post. I lost half the readership following my feed when I published it lol.
Seriously though... clean house, live like a grown up. How can that possibly do anything but accelerate things in the right direction?
Grats on getting laid :-)
Hi Athol, I've read a bunch of the blog and love it.
My wife and I have two kids, the oldest is four and the youngest is a 18 months. It seems like there's never enough time in the day. I try to hit the L-Spot as best I can. I do most of the laundry in our house. My wife pitches but its mainly my thing. I do fall behind and the laundry tends to pile up. I also try to keep up with home repairs, showing off my manly tool bearing Alpha skills. But lets face it, time is limited when the kids are small and need constant supervision. I often find myself with a limited window of time and have to prioritize the chore list. My usual answer is to donn my cape and in superman fashion find a way to get it all done (leaving myself exhausted in the process). But like many busy people I have to chose what gets done and what will have to wait until tomorrow. When faced with this choice I've recently decided to favor the Alpha, tool-bearing chore under the rationale that my wife will feel more supported if I do something she can't do for herself than if I empty the sink of dishes, which she loves but she can do on her own.
So have I got this one right? When forced to chose do you Alpha or Beta? Which one trumps when it comes to chores?
Given the choice between doing something she can't, and something she can, I would do the thing she can't.
I'm was a very self-sufficent guy before marriage. A cleaner person then my wife (dishes, laundry, house) and actually feel she doesn't clean as well as me. However, over the years (13) she has pulled me down to the point I don't care anymore because she'll just continue to do half-ass jobs anyway. Further, I use to do my own laundry and my son's until a year or so ago. She would get upset cause I'd unload her laundry into the dryer which apparently is a fucking no-no in the world of women. She banished me from laundry and took it over. Now we have two kids and she is constantly complaining about doing the laundry and it is never-ending (washing is easy, folding is a pain, and for her putting away the folded clothes is like eating a brick of shit). Still, she won't let me do my own anymore and she won't let me do the kids' anymore. All this and we have had sex 4 times in two years. Yea!! I love my bitc..., er, wife.
Have her do her laundry, you do yours.
Also if you're at 4 times of sex in two years I'd suggest marriage counseling should be floated.
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